Madlib – Zak’s Knotty New Year – 37

We predict that 2022 is going to be a wild ride, but we believe that with creative thinking, collaborative partnerships, and a bit of elbow grease, it can be a year of growth and innovation. Maybe, just maybe, twelve months from now, we’ll look back on this as the brainstorm that started it all!

Zak’s Knotty New Year MadLib

Zak:

“Elon, this pandemic has totally disrupted the Beauty industry. We need something innovative and Outrageous for 2022.”

Elon:

“You’re right, and I might have just the thing! It’s a Cosmetic implants, specifically designed to give Pets a better way to enjoy Online dating!”

Zak:

“This will totally disrupt the Beauty category! It’ll be bigger than the The pet rock! We’ll be on the cover of The Onion!”

Elon:

“Lance Armstrong would totally endorse this!”

Zak:

“We should call it Fluffernutter!”

Elon:

“I like it… but what if we called it i-Fluffernutter?”

Zak:

“Genius! We should call Doubleknot. They’re great at Guerilla marketing for really Sad TaeBo Instructors!”

Elon:

“Great idea, if they’re not too busy Organizing their collection of vinyl from bands you haven’t heard of…”

Zak:

“Now… we just need a killer tagline…”

Elon:

“How’s this: Accelerate your Influence?”

Zak:

“That’s solid… but what about ‘The only way to Twerk true Enlightenment.’ “

Elon:

“You are too good… but we’ll need an iconic logo too.”

Zak:

“Well, it’s gotta be a Winking Unicorn, right?”

Elon:

“How could it be anything else! Let’s pop the champagne, 2022 is going to be a great year!”

Sometimes great things happen when we zig when they zag, embrace the imperfections, and just have a little fun. We hope this sends you into the new year with a bit of inspiration—or a least a chuckle. We’re grateful to have clients and partners like you who empower us to think creatively, strategically, and sometimes even a bit absurdly.

Warmest wishes for you and yours this holiday season,

– Your friends at Doubleknot Creative